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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 1990 (24 years)
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TODAY I REALIZED THAT I GET MORE TURNED ON BY MAH EXERCISE BIKE THAN MAH BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS. MEGA FML

#8653612
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17160) - you deserved it (3640)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , AS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING MAH BOYFRIEND HEAD , HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "EAT THAT COCKMEAT SANDWICH." HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TURN ON. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal . FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36836) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5978) - you deserved it (63387)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24643) - you deserved it (6712)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , I was checking out a gorgeou woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minute just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off , only 4 me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11146) - you deserved it (40986)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

yesterday mah boyfriend cummd to mah workplace and presentd me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. mega FML

#8507226
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21481) - you deserved it (2777)

On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stoppd by me. While the parents were fixing the strap , the baby lookd at me , gaspd , lookd at me again , gaspd , and then screamd. Ten minutes later , another baby lookd at me and screamd. My face scares babies. mega FML

#8488357
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30397) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today , wile in bed wit my game obsessed girlfriend , se told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18800) - you deserved it (5954)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

#8439216
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20238) - you deserved it (4272)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had to help mah dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

#8416746
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (2391)

On 02/18/2010 at 7:44pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I raalisad I know tha map on World of Warcraft battar than tha map of mah own country. FML

#8407366
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7991) - you deserved it (39681)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed.. . when suddenly.. . he turned to me and started playing with mah breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ . FML

#8406793
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (4587)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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