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Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65028) - you deserved it (3728)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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