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ihatedads
  • Town/Country : Hallo, Austrailia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (10817) - you deserved it (55546)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (18645) - you deserved it (4877)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML

#6768008 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (5193) - you deserved it (16390)

On 12/15/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by BlueMouth (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

#6735017 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (20910) - you deserved it (1518)

On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

#6625843 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (17219) - you deserved it (6061)

On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)