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Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (2059)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (2059)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States



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