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Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
by unemployed / 04/19/2013 at 8:16pm / El Salvador (San Salvador) / Work
by racking-leaves / 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by siciliano12594 / 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I was singing one of my favorite songs in my car while at a red light. A guy made it a point to get my attention and said, "If you're really going to sing that bad, you should probably roll your windows up." FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 12:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML
by AFEmoWifey / 10/09/2012 at 6:21am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML
by sketchball / 10/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States / Money
by notgivingup / 09/30/2012 at 11:21pm / United States / Love
Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by zed / 09/09/2012 at 1:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by alix / 08/24/2012 at 11:45am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm / United States / Love
Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML
by ThisGirl / 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 10:45am / United States / Intimacy
by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said… Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was… Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time.…