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Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm - love - by kidyounot (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)
Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by disturbedtosaytheleast (woman) - Canada
Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 12:35am - work - by Wendizzle (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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