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idontknowyou123
  • Town/Country : Taupo, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About idontknowyou123 : If you are looking here to figure out who I am, what I do, who I like, etc., then you can go to hell. This isn't facebook so don't stalk me. I don't know you. Only thing I will say is that the picture is not me and my daughter, it's me and my sister. WARNING: Most comments of this poster do not reflect on who this poster really is. Or does it??

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Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15253) - you deserved it (1252)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32107) - you deserved it (17087)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42788) - you deserved it (6047)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)



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