About idoam : Hey there. You're on my profile. That probably means you're looking for information about me.
I'll oblige.
It bothers me when people use text language. I'm a terrible foosball player, but I greatly enjoy trying anyway. My favorite book is Jane Eyre. I would much rather you be irritating and honest, than passive and a liar.
I own plaid pants. I have a goldfish. I'm not all that old, but I'm old enough. I am not in the habit of giving away my age. Age causes people to disregard what has been said because there is an assumption that one has either no experience or understanding, or is clinging to ideas that he/she is to ignorant or stubborn change. Guess how old I am. Maybe I'll tell you.
I am generally happy, because the alternative doesn't appeal to me. Sarcasm is the language of the gods.
"If you are keeping your head while all about you are losing theirs, it is just possible you haven't grasped the situation yet." -Jean Kerr
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(