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About idoam : Hey there. You're on my profile. That probably means you're looking for information about me.
It bothers me when people use text language. I'm a terrible foosball player, but I greatly enjoy trying anyway. My favorite book is Jane Eyre. I would much rather you be irritating and honest, than passive and a liar.
I own plaid pants. I have a goldfish. I'm not all that old, but I'm old enough. I am not in the habit of giving away my age. Age causes people to disregard what has been said because there is an assumption that one has either no experience or understanding, or is clinging to ideas that he/she is to ignorant or stubborn change. Guess how old I am. Maybe I'll tell you.
I am generally happy, because the alternative doesn't appeal to me. Sarcasm is the language of the gods.
"If you are keeping your head while all about you are losing theirs, it is just possible you haven't grasped the situation yet." -Jean Kerr
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!