About Idoam
Hey there. You're on my profile. That probably means you're looking for information about me. I'll oblige. It bothers me when people use text language. I'm a terrible foosball player, but I greatly enjoy trying anyway. My favorite book is Jane Eyre. I would much rather you be irritating and honest, than passive and a liar. I own plaid pants. I have a goldfish. I'm not all that old, but I'm old enough. I am not in the habit of giving away my age. Age causes people to disregard what has been said because there is an assumption that one has either no experience or understanding, or is clinging to ideas that he/she is to ignorant or stubborn change. Guess how old I am. Maybe I'll tell you. I am generally happy, because the alternative doesn't appeal to me. Sarcasm is the language of the gods. "If you are keeping your head while all about you are losing theirs, it is just possible you haven't grasped the situation yet." -Jean Kerr
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    84%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    83%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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