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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 989
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1142419) - you deserved it (115212)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (767536) - you deserved it (82693)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (230174) - you deserved it (80605)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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