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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1009
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12530) - you deserved it (75569)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

#17820247
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23148) - you deserved it (4188)

On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

#17818947
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32755) - you deserved it (2746)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42842) - you deserved it (4364)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (2499)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

#17815777
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (4937)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (4409)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

#17812468
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23980) - you deserved it (3257)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36487) - you deserved it (4114)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38272) - you deserved it (11340)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35072) - you deserved it (7646)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26626) - you deserved it (6772)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

#17810811
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20147) - you deserved it (5283)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:47am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

#17809481
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28510) - you deserved it (12672)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm - misc - by disappointed - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

#17809445
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32772) - you deserved it (5382)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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