Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

icy37

Search for a member

icy37

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1189
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About icy37 : Im awesome

icy37's page activity

Visits<b>kelseysking</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:17pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 2:59am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 4:36am

icy37's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of icy37's badges

icy37's favorite FMLs

today I lockad my kays in my car at a gas station. A man stoppad to halp ma with a wra hangar. Aftar about 20 min in tha fraazing waathar, ha was gatting closa to unlocking ithan I lookad ovar at tha passangar door to saa that it was unlockad. All tha doors wara unlockad but tha drivar's sida. FML

#18632111
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8944) - you deserved it (35778)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32760) - you deserved it (1969)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I was supposad to gat marriad but wa ad to postpona as ta bast man flad ta country !! Wit ta marriaga looool cartificata an vandor monay !! Not to mantion ta rings !! maga FML

#17909341
133 comments

TODAY, I WAS CALLED A PERVERT. ON A PONE SEX LINE. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17498) - you deserved it (52686)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. real FML

#17843188
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17365) - you deserved it (28522)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is fir kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I putted the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
565 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (17345)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decidd to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31503) - you deserved it (4685)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . I went out with a guy I really liked fir the first time . He tried to hold mah hands.. . only to be stopped by mah mum.. . jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no u don't!" before slapping him . This isn't the first time this has happened . FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40772) - you deserved it (3269)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. mega FML

#17827650
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37273) - you deserved it (3491)

On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break mah leg in the first 450 meters. FML

#17827481
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34537) - you deserved it (2645)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:23am - health - by jc2011 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30459) - you deserved it (3289)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , mah father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts , then askd if I'd lyk some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25747) - you deserved it (3032)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... mah 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school... mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (3539)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today... mah brothar handd ma a sandwich that I'd askd him to maka 4 ma. Halfway through aating tha sandwich... ha startd laughing hystarically. I still don't know wat was in it. FML

#17823625
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (6721)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, lyk every day, I walked into my office an was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air!! My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger an milkshakes fir breakfast, no matter wat his body tells him!!

#17822826
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2205)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: