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iceicekendi
  • Town/Country : Manila, Philippines
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iceicekendi : 'Cause I delight in other people's misery.

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Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (5539)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by ragsy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

#3838271 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (7022) - you deserved it (66675)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML

#3827229 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (45209) - you deserved it (6578)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to take a nap while babysitting my neighbors kids for the day. I was woken up by this obnoxious sound, only to find the youngest kid holding scissors in one hand, a pony tail of hair in his shorts jumping around like a horse, oh, and a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

#3620845 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (14665) - you deserved it (38342)

On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - animals - by armybrat - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

#3442749 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (9445) - you deserved it (68278)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML

#3189875 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (1541)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by unappreciated (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was visiting my friends new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughters. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

#3188725 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (4717)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

#3186990 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (36311) - you deserved it (3340)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparent's house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony... until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

#3078686 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (39889) - you deserved it (2447)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Lee (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

#3048050 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (7674) - you deserved it (43074)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

#3032403 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (16812) - you deserved it (25074)

On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

#3030718 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (35974) - you deserved it (4293)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

#2851443 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (41424) - you deserved it (1867)

On 06/13/2009 at 3:10am - love - by slukaa (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

#2842632 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (17199) - you deserved it (53198)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

#2827492 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (55773) - you deserved it (2479)

On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)