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icantthinkfml
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About icantthinkfml : Hi there. My two favourite things in the world are music and drama. I love animals, except snakes and have many pets. My biggest fear is being buried alive and that's about it:)

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Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32955) - you deserved it (5581)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)



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