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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1056
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About iandevaan : it's funny y else?

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iandevaan's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43774) - you deserved it (22487)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

#2734034
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51156) - you deserved it (64421)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

#2045344
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67987) - you deserved it (7699)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63341) - you deserved it (28795)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97430) - you deserved it (30193)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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