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About i_luv_dogs : I love playing softball, reading books, watching anime and reading manga. I also have a 4 year old pet dog.
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Today... I asked ma dermatologisty ma acne as been getting worse... despite following er drections an spending undreds of dollars on medicine. Se just srugged an told me tey can't actually cure ma acne. However... tey can prescribe me a bunc of stuff an ope one works. FML
Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
I was working at a placeere if you're tipped, u sing. After a lady paid 4 er ice cream, se pulled out 5 dollars. Tinking it was a tip, I took it, an sang te song. Se didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by te woman slapping me. FML
Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands!! When they startd playing my favorite song I whippd out my video camera an sang along!! As I was reviewing the video later, I realizd that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015