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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About i_luv_dogs : I love playing softball, reading books, watching anime and reading manga. I also have a 4 year old pet dog.

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yesterday I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I returnd home from an extendd vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML


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On 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is mah ex-grlfriend. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I Startd Playing Softball Again In A League After Not Playing For About 5 Years. My Very First Time At Te Bat Iackd A Foul Ball Into Te Parking Lot An It My Own Car. FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 7:59pm - misc - by Dingbat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I asked ma dermatologisty ma acne as been getting worse... despite following er drections an spending undreds of dollars on medicine. Se just srugged an told me tey can't actually cure ma acne. However... tey can prescribe me a bunc of stuff an ope one works. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 6:53am - health - by WtfDidIPayYouForThen - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

I was working at a placeere if you're tipped, u sing. After a lady paid 4 er ice cream, se pulled out 5 dollars. Tinking it was a tip, I took it, an sang te song. Se didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by te woman slapping me. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, te girl I'm dating mentioned tat se'd ad er ealty wisdom teet removed to prevent er future cildren from aving wisdom teet. I lauged. Se wasn't joking. big fat FML

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands!! When they startd playing my favorite song I whippd out my video camera an sang along!! As I was reviewing the video later, I realizd that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing!! FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by CA19oo - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had ahite liquid coming from mah breast . I found out it's milk . I'm not pregnant . FML


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