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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053
707 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139843) - you deserved it (32566)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML

#1881658
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I agree, your life sucks (8706) - you deserved it (48948)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

#1774581
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I agree, your life sucks (16204) - you deserved it (84804)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547
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I agree, your life sucks (316600) - you deserved it (27873)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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