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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

By jilted - / Saturday 21 March 2009 07:15 / United States

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

By analinguist - / Saturday 20 February 2010 19:04 / United States

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

By trainhump - / Saturday 20 February 2010 10:54 / Australia

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML

By VahnSeiro - / Saturday 20 February 2010 06:04 / United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

By kit_kat14 - / Friday 19 February 2010 14:27 / United Kingdom