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  • Town/Country : ..NoT YoURz.., ..U.S.A oF CoURsE..
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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 June 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 24
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML

#20681237
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35336) - you deserved it (4230)

On 05/23/2013 at 3:13am - love - by phoenixditch - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML

#20472658
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (956)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

#20461178
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (2281)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34422) - you deserved it (5416)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dads favourite position. FML

#20413212
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9344) - you deserved it (50000)

On 12/22/2012 at 6:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML

#20410599
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16137) - you deserved it (5466)

On 12/21/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Insane Guy (man) - United States



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