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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get… Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the… Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom…
- Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…