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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1250
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iNewKid : I'm from The Netherlands.
I am a golfer and a metalhead.

My dream is to be the first pro-golfer with a full tattoo - body.

Ask no questions and you'll get no lies, but feel free to message me.

Cheers ✌️

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (46590)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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