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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML


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