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About iNewKid : I'm from The Netherlands.
I am a golfer and a metalhead.
My dream is to be the first pro-golfer with a full tattoo - body.
Ask no questions and you'll get no lies, but feel free to message me.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Friday 5 February 2016