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iMeowzAlot

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iMeowzAlot

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About iMeowzAlot : I have no idea... Hi... I'm a cat that can type English don't ask how I just can. I also happen to know that the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything is... 42. Yeah... And yes I can meow. Meow. The cat in my pic. is stare cat/ graphics cat. He is a good cat. Well bye now I'm off to do cat things.

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (1885)

On 01/03/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Tooyoungforthis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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On 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by 303 - United States (Texas)



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