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iMeganDoll
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

#19748698
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17071) - you deserved it (2953)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:00am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

#19747486
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17144) - you deserved it (3144)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

#19746532
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22226) - you deserved it (2709)

On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

#19744577
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22760) - you deserved it (6412)

On 06/06/2012 at 2:51pm - misc - by edhere4u2nv (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38527) - you deserved it (2959)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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