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by erockinthesuburb / 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
by .__. / 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by iLynz / 04/23/2013 at 2:34am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 11:14am / United States / Kids
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
by ohai95 / 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by ThatGirl / 07/19/2012 at 11:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm / United States / Kids
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
by bad blood, no shit / 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML
by Monday / 12/02/2011 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by jessi / 12/02/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Kids
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML
by francesa_loca / 10/14/2011 at 12:09pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for… Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it… Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend,"…