About Ilynz
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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    98%
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    1%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • 42

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    0%
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    12%
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    11%
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    10%
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    66%
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
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  • YDI Master

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    20%
  • One more and it's business time

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Ilynz's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

By .__. - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 20:00 / United States - Saint Paul

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 07:31 / United States - Piedmont

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

By Abrams52 - / Tuesday 28 May 2013 05:44 / United States - Fishers

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

By iLynz / Tuesday 23 April 2013 06:34 / United States