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Today a homeles lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undie looool on. I can never eat salami again. FML

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On 07/28/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by em from Cali - United States (California)

Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML

#19297004
157 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, ma dad insisted on aving a family movie nigt. He cose te movies Jaws an Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got my yaarbook. My sistar and I r idantical twins, and wa raalizad only my sistar had a pictura in it. looool Whan wa askad tha haad of yaarbook, thay said thay thought it was tha sama girl trying to gat two picturas, so thay put in tha prattiar ona.

#19269452
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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today,hile waiting tables, I watchd a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then calld me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy cuz they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

#19198099
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On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday after 3 hours in a cramped car with mah family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car an the first words out of mah mouth were, ( It feels so good to be able to walk! ) That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I noticd tat ma facial air ad grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to ma Dad and decidd to sow im, tinking e would approve of ma manliness. His exact wordsen I sowd im were, "Na, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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91 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

yesterday I chippd a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube!! FML

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156 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside 4 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

#18325691
126 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML

#18273262
601 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. mega FML

#18192862
318 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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