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iHatemylife987
  • Town/Country : Coram, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 March 1996 (18 years)
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About iHatemylife987 : I love twilight, yet i hate my life

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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30701) - you deserved it (2583)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)



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