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by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/15/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by DogLover / 02/06/2013 at 8:59am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
by life// / 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
by Igor / 12/19/2012 at 12:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
by SApprentice / 12/19/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by James / 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by emchocolat / 12/16/2012 at 11:55am / Europe / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML
by Emily / 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML
by time to put you down, gran / 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
by fieldmarshalclitter / 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm / United States / Health
by fabs1171 / 11/29/2012 at 12:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
- Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, or actually for a while I wanted to break up with my boyfriend because of his huge lack of… Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to…