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About iCagetheElephant : While I mostly cage the elephant, I also fall in reverse, sleep with sirens, smash pumpkins, and even go bowling for soup once in a while. Just ask Alexandria; I've been around ;)
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Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Friday 24 October 2014