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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About iCagetheElephant : While I mostly cage the elephant, I also fall in reverse, sleep with sirens, smash pumpkins, and even go bowling for soup once in a while. Just ask Alexandria; I've been around ;)

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Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML


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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML


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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML


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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

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