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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10673) - you deserved it (663)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (3491)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (5735) - you deserved it (32955)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting "we have a problem!". Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage & half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (42322) - you deserved it (6949)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)