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i2smart2trick

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i2smart2trick

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  • Town/Country : Concord, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2101
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About i2smart2trick : 22 | Catawba College Alumni | Professional Piano Player for 17 Years | Actor | Gamer | Live. Laugh. Love. Smile. Sing. Dance. Breathe. Be Free

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i2smart2trick's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47297) - you deserved it (4836)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51418) - you deserved it (8227)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50618) - you deserved it (41861)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51052) - you deserved it (4162) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

#14455571
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27207) - you deserved it (2198)

On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (8743)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23838) - you deserved it (4691)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

#14234823
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31754) - you deserved it (12908)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6159) - you deserved it (55292)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

#14212477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11907) - you deserved it (30963)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

#14067824
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29284) - you deserved it (2758)

On 12/03/2010 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (3546)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

#13985421
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (5732)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16155) - you deserved it (24180)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -



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