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  • Town/Country : Mississauga, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (48730) - you deserved it (5317)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662 (405)

I agree, your life sucks (45452) - you deserved it (2997)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML

#2051394 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (40025) - you deserved it (3688)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by imnotTHATlonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167989) - you deserved it (51072)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (5846)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)