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Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

#15124646
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11411) - you deserved it (27321)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Carmen - United States (Ohio)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (5662) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26910) - you deserved it (19229)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States



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