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hsnorthjonathan
  • Town/Country : toms River, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 272
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20479) - you deserved it (1384)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22449) - you deserved it (2371)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States



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