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hsnorthjonathan
  • Town/Country : toms River, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26893) - you deserved it (8841)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (3051)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States



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