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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by FuckMyEyes (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Christmasloverandstuff - United States
Today, I was at Walmart when I saw my grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines. Wanting to surprise him, I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle. Up close, I realized he wasn't my grandpa. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Chanman1924 - United States
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)
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