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by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy
by Anon / 12/28/2012 at 3:14am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by UngratefulBrat / 12/28/2012 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Kids
by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
by youfuckingdumbassmum / 12/27/2012 at 6:20pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 5:54pm / Australia / Health
by DarkDisaster / 12/27/2012 at 5:16am / United States / Animals
Today, after ranting to my boyfriend about how Pandora bracelets are pointless and cliched and that I'd never spend that kind of money on a tiny charm, he gave me my Christmas present. It was a Pandora bracelet. FML
by ashprove611 / 12/27/2012 at 4:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
by pipefitter28 / 12/27/2012 at 1:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
by hborkowski / 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by gaggin / 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by annie_nk / 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…