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About hottay7164 : Here is a few things about me, I'm pretty simple but here it goes:
I am a Girly girl but I love sports. I play soccer, used to do gymnastics, cheerleading and volleyball. I love almost all movies. I like to read, I play Xbox 360 (sorry I hate play station). I sing and draw, mostly just for fun. I am a supervisor at Victoria's Secret.

That's really all I can think of to say for now but feel free to ask questions!

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Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (8322)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28805) - you deserved it (2080)

On 11/18/2009 at 8:30pm - health - by CB (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

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