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About hotcocoa123 : i surround my slef with my friends because i cant stand my real family. people say i'm easy or a slut or a b**ch but only i know the truth. Quotes tell more about my life then my own mouth ever will.
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Today, I received a phonecall from my son's school. Apparantly, for the past week he has been telling everyone 'mummy works as a drug dealer.' I'm a pharmacist. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:56am - kids - by iKaite (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States
Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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