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by Beth / 04/28/2013 at 9:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 12:08am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
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