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hoss91
  • Town/Country : anderson, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 36
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49616) - you deserved it (10069)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41695) - you deserved it (7407)

On 05/29/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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