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hoschiadedodi

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  • Number of visits : 2505
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hoschiadedodi : I learned a lot from the mistakes I made in life. I'm actually thinking about making some more.

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hoschiadedodi's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53341) - you deserved it (43526)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138446) - you deserved it (6137)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

#14128362
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32496) - you deserved it (5766)

On 12/08/2010 at 3:46am - intimacy - by fishruinsex -

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

#14093222
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29969) - you deserved it (9219)

On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44848) - you deserved it (4348)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

#13462188
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11665) - you deserved it (45062)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19746) - you deserved it (44693)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

#12085678
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43465) - you deserved it (20355)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

#10841820
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41918) - you deserved it (3399)

On 05/29/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by thanksmum (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (80606)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44391) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

#7144399
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21475) - you deserved it (7451)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23699) - you deserved it (3602)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43420) - you deserved it (4592)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

#6945268
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22356) - you deserved it (3178)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)



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