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Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16893) - you deserved it (1249)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:43am - work - by Taco Hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm - misc - by probablydeadbymidnight (woman) - United States

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States



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