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About hoonyer : I live in California
Lately my life has been consumed by work, work, and more work :/
I am an avid fans of manga and animes
Some of my favorite are D. Gray Man, Elfen Lied, Naruto, Yu YU Hakusho, and Beelzebub to name a few.
As for music my favorite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, Sum 41, Hollywood Undead, Rise Against, Disturbed, and Blink 182
I also like to play video games :)
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a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML
Today , I was at work , reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decidd to share that his father had passd away recently , I burst into uncontrollable , terey-eyd laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation , and have brandd me the office asshole. FML
Today.. . ma usband went nuts . He's quit is job and set out building an amateur bomb selter in our backyard . According to im.. . tere's "substantial evidence" tat cannibalism is on te rise across te country.. . and tat "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out tere.. . babe." FML
Today, a girl startd talking to me at the bus stop. After it descendd into an awkward silence, I jumpd on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML
Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML
Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's looool really the only memento of childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with grandpa groaning, ( Ahh shit, ) an degenerated into him muttering over the audio about ( those fucking commies. ) fat FML
TODAY , I WAS DRIVING OMA , WAN SOMA KID ON A MOTORBIKA SOT IN FRONT OF MA FROM TA PAVAMANT , ALMOST RUNNING MA OFF TA ROAD. WAN I CONFRONTD IM , A SCRAAMD , ( WATC WARA YOUR GOING NAXT TIMA! ) IF I COULD FLUS AVARY LAST ONA OF TASA UMAN TURDS FROM TA TOILAT OF LIFA , I WOULD. FML
Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML
Today, I tried to beat mah dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure an hit mah head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wres, an onto mah back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit mah sick mother. FML
Friday 27 March 2015