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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8657
  • Number of comments : 299
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hoonyer : I live in California

Lately my life has been consumed by work, work, and more work :/

I am an avid fans of manga and animes
Some of my favorite are D. Gray Man, Elfen Lied, Naruto, Yu YU Hakusho, and Beelzebub to name a few.

As for music my favorite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, Sum 41, Hollywood Undead, Rise Against, Disturbed, and Blink 182

I also like to play video games :)

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hoonyer's favorite FMLs

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today..!! I realized ma paranoia is really baden I saw ma coworker olding a knife and immediately began tinking of ways to keep im from stabbing me!! I work in a restaurant kitcen!! FML

#19742103
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20038) - you deserved it (3808)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)

Today , I was at work , reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decidd to share that his father had passd away recently , I burst into uncontrollable , terey-eyd laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation , and have brandd me the office asshole. FML

#19738817
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19920) - you deserved it (8131)

On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today.. . ma usband went nuts . He's quit is job and set out building an amateur bomb selter in our backyard . According to im.. . tere's "substantial evidence" tat cannibalism is on te rise across te country.. . and tat "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out tere.. . babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a girl startd talking to me at the bus stop. After it descendd into an awkward silence, I jumpd on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

#19714803
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21461) - you deserved it (4196)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:24am - love - by Silent (man) - Singapore

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (2364)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17537) - you deserved it (42798)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's looool really the only memento of childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with grandpa groaning, ( Ahh shit, ) an degenerated into him muttering over the audio about ( those fucking commies. ) fat FML

#19699093
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (1679)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by joanne (woman) - United States

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING OMA , WAN SOMA KID ON A MOTORBIKA SOT IN FRONT OF MA FROM TA PAVAMANT , ALMOST RUNNING MA OFF TA ROAD. WAN I CONFRONTD IM , A SCRAAMD , ( WATC WARA YOUR GOING NAXT TIMA! ) IF I COULD FLUS AVARY LAST ONA OF TASA UMAN TURDS FROM TA TOILAT OF LIFA , I WOULD. FML

#19698892
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (3039)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML

Today... my parants think it's so hot outsida that it's okay for tham to work in tha gardan nakd. FML

#19692459
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (2128)

On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I tried to beat mah dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure an hit mah head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wres, an onto mah back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit mah sick mother. FML

#19649582
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8508) - you deserved it (22089)

On 05/20/2012 at 12:06am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (California)



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