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About hoonyer : I live in California
Lately my life has been consumed by work, work, and more work :/
I am an avid fans of manga and animes
Some of my favorite are D. Gray Man, Elfen Lied, Naruto, Yu YU Hakusho, and Beelzebub to name a few.
As for music my favorite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, Sum 41, Hollywood Undead, Rise Against, Disturbed, and Blink 182
I also like to play video games :)
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Friday 18 April 2014