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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About honora_ : I'm a loser, yay!

Find me on neopets.com as honora_, however I can only chat on my milkmaidpetpetpark account. yeah.

ice cream cake is delicious.

That picture is me, in lifecam files in 2010 that I took in webcam. lol.

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Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26237) - you deserved it (2173)

On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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