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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About honora_ : I'm a loser, yay!

Find me on as honora_, however I can only chat on my milkmaidpetpetpark account. yeah.

ice cream cake is delicious.

That picture is me, in lifecam files in 2010 that I took in webcam. lol.

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