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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4789
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About honeycutt8729 : I'm Kristin & I love rap!!
I read fml because I love to laugh.
I don't care about grammar.
I love working out.
Always in a good mood.
I have a black lab who likes to wrestle, and cheats by head butting me in the leg when I'm cooking.
I'm married...7-1-11
I love to cook.

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Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37338) - you deserved it (2294)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (3171)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

#19160986
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (3592)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

#19159712
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43620) - you deserved it (3355)

On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36287) - you deserved it (8374)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

#19158287
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10923) - you deserved it (35309)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33888) - you deserved it (2411)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

#19157879
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (4062)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12120) - you deserved it (30719)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10975) - you deserved it (36259)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12500) - you deserved it (42934)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10607) - you deserved it (31523)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (3704)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9348) - you deserved it (24396)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29698) - you deserved it (3336)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)



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