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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4117
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About honeycutt8729 : I'm Kristin & I love rap!!
I read fml because I love to laugh.
I don't care about grammar.
I love working out.
Always in a good mood.
I have a black lab who likes to wrestle, and cheats by head butting me in the leg when I'm cooking.
I'm married...7-1-11
I love to cook.

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Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

#19245415
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19860) - you deserved it (2084)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (6872)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today... I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust mah arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag... but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her 4 the rest of the flight. FML

#19243126
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:45pm - misc - by babymine - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS COOKING AN I BURND MAH THUMB . I HAD SOME FIRST-AID BURN SPRAY, SO I SPRAYD IT ON . I WENT OUTSIDE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE, ANHEN I FLICKD MAH LIGHTER, MAH THUMB WENT UP IN FLAMES . TURNS OUT THAT FIRST-AID BURN SPRAY IS FLAMMABLE . FML

#19231418
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11697) - you deserved it (40398)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

2day I was fred from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcool, never mind te fact tat my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was fred from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcool, never mind te fact tat my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32344) - you deserved it (1997)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... due to looool the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee... I had no control over my bowel an shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customer basement. FML

#19226157
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (1815)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:53am - health - by beernuts - United States

Today... due to looool the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee... I had no control over my bowel an shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customer basement. FML

#19226157
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (1815)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:53am - health - by beernuts - United States

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my friend an I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid 4 our coffees an walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8372) - you deserved it (41895)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY I SNEEZEDHILE AT THE OFFICE. I FELT SNOT SHOOT OUT BUT I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING ON THE TISSUE. I IGNORD IT AND WENT ON WITH MAH DAY. WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM HOURS LATER I NOTICD A HUGE WAD OF SNOT HAD DRID ONTO THE FRONT OF MAH SHIRT. NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT. FML

#19214388
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21171) - you deserved it (3705)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:36pm - health - by breebree-0 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd . Bieng only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out . I was so wrong . The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper .

#19207356
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20786) - you deserved it (3196)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:27am - health - by fingerhut - United States (California)

Today, I was catting to ma broter on Skype. Out of te blue, and just as I read te puncline to a ilarious joke, e said is grlfriend ad been ceating on im. I couldn't stifle ma side-splitting laugter, and e's been ignoring ma calls since. FML

#19205582
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (8762)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma friend told me ow se crept out last nigt to ook up wit er boyfriend. At one point, se said se ( snack ) out, so I correctd er by saying it's ( snuck ). My boyfriend snortd, sowd us in a dictionary tat it's actually ( sneakd ) and calld us ( fucking idiots ). FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8852) - you deserved it (28896)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , in bio class , we were studying te reproductive system. I don't like talking about tis stuff , and I twitced every time my teacer said "penis" or "vagina." Wen I told my family , tey lauged and kept repeating tose words just to see me twitc. FML

#19182988
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10561) - you deserved it (33309)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)



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