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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4794
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About honeycutt8729 : I'm Kristin & I love rap!!
I read fml because I love to laugh.
I don't care about grammar.
I love working out.
Always in a good mood.
I have a black lab who likes to wrestle, and cheats by head butting me in the leg when I'm cooking.
I'm married...7-1-11
I love to cook.

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honeycutt8729's favorite FMLs

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (3538)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8791) - you deserved it (28000)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

#19331196
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33918) - you deserved it (5690)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

#19330413
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (2453)

On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31034) - you deserved it (3923)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

#19321337
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (3171)

On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (4905)

On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31901) - you deserved it (3545)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

#19307115
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9292) - you deserved it (46222)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

#19305952
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (12331)

On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21508) - you deserved it (14132)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

#19295579
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26875) - you deserved it (1887)

On 03/17/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by CutePenguin (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38104) - you deserved it (10030)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

#19292961
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31169) - you deserved it (4407)

On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)



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