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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About honeybuncher : Welp...I know y'all clicked me because you find my boobays irresistable! Livin dat smiley cookie lifestyle. This is not flying, this is falling with style-Buzz Lightyear. Message meh if ya wanna(: Vrooom I'm outa here! @smosh_ho is a pretty fly gurl...

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Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
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I agree, your life sucks (22359) - you deserved it (3369)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14713) - you deserved it (3488)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
273 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
590 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
230 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

#7079219
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On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)



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