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homeboyangst
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12886) - you deserved it (5478)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7078) - you deserved it (29330)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14061) - you deserved it (34081)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML

#902467
295 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 2:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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