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Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML


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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML


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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

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